Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Solution to Declining Private University Enrollment

There's one solution I could think of to stop the declining enrollment at private universities: school-sponsored beer bash fridays! Who are they kidding? The main reasons kids go to these schools are the beer parties. What better way to attract the best and brightest than for the school to sponsor safe drinking parties?

1 comment:

John P. said...

Amazing how one of the greediest places on earth is the anti-capitalist university campus yet people rarely argue what a complete scam they are. A $40,000 college tuition comes out to about $85/hr per student. Ya gotta wonder where all that money really goes.s